HOW TO PLAY

3-12 Players

The goal of the game is to get the lowest score possible - kind of like golf, but without the green fees and inevitability of losing a sleeve of Pro V1s, you duffer. The rules are so simple that even you should be able to understand, assuming you can read. So...

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1. Place your bets: All players must place their bets before the round begins. We recommend $1-5 per round (or more). You can play without betting, but... what's a hot dog without a little mustard, baby?

2. Roll the dice: Each player rolls the dice then knocks down a combination of blocks adding up to their total number rolled. Remember the goal is to end with the lowest number possible... just like your credit score.

3. Get that $ or shut that mouth: If you won, congrats! But no one likes a bragger. Respectfully retrieve your winnings and put them towards your overdue credit card statement. Additionally, no one likes a hot streak quitter. If the others want another round you better join. You think friendship is free? Grow up.

4. In the event of a tie: Designate a 5x5 foot circle where the winners will enter into a sumo wrestling style event to determine the true champion. Alternatively, the players may just roll again until a true champ is determined. Your body, your choice.